Welcome from the land of eternal summer. located somewhere between mildew and stop. One good thing is, we never run out of water. It’s North, South, above, and below us. The problem is usually keeping it out your car. My cars have flooded seven times in Orleans Parish. Katrina was only one of them. I keep an inflatable boat in my house and an axe in the attic.
Okay, quick, when I say Mazda, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Well, if you live here in New Orleans, you’re probably thinking of the one they pulled out of the drainage canal this week that had been there blocking the water flow for say, the 14 years since it was reported missing! Nobody at the S&W Board can remember ever checking the 90 miles of underground canals. They also found another car frame, a truck bed, a sofa, and many tons of who knows what in there. There’s no place like this home…
By the way, Happy Anniversary? 14 years ago I couldn’t have imagined what life in New Orleans would be like now, but I’m happy to say my world is filled with wonderful and generally happy people like you. It’s not cheap anymore, and it’s too wet, but there’s nowhere else I’d rather be. Who Dat!
And if you’re in New Orleans this month, the following information may be relevant to you:
FRIDAY 9/6, 7:07 TO 8:39 P.M.
SIDEBAR NOLA, 611 S. WHITE ST., 70119
John Rankin (solo)
EVERY TUESDAY at 8
THE COLUMNS HOTEL, 3811 ST. CHARLES AVE.
NO COVER, FOOD SERVED UNTIL 10
9/3 - John Fohl and John Rankin
9/10 - The NOLA String Kings, with Don Vappie, Matt Rhody, and John Rankin
9/17 - Paul Sanchez and John Rankin
9/24 - Alex McMurry and John Rankin
10/1 - John Fohl and John Rankin
EVERY SUNDAY, 11:30 to 2:30
SUPERIOR SEAFOOD, ST. CHARLES AVE. AND NAPOLEON AVE.
The Superior Jazz Trio
If you don’t know who these people are, then email me or look ‘em up. I’m trying to minimize my loquacious tendency towards verbose and obfuscating commentary that might interfere with the understated and sublime enjoyment of K.I.S.S. I await your comments yea or nay, but in any event, this week you have been spared.
Or maybe not.